Ok, so I have this sweet goal of becoming a travelling poet and writing 365 poems. So here are the random limericks we wrote about each other to get me started...
Kim
Once there was a girl named Kim,
One day, her light bulb went dim.
She went to the store,
and bought a new door,
and married a clerk named Jim.
Ania
Once there was a girl named Ania.
She sang and had many fannas.
She fell off the stage,
and into a cage,
and now she eats only bananas.
Korky
Once there was a girl named Korky,
she ate her food with a forky.
Her mother made ham,
covered in jam,
and Korky ate her porky.
Jenn
Once there was a girl named Jenn,
She liked to chew on her pen,
she swallowed the lid,
while on e-bay she bid,
in the room of her house called the den.
Devon
Once there was a girl named Devon,
she died and went to heaven.
She stands at the gates,
and patiently waits,
then realizes she’s at Seven Eleven.
Amy
Once there was a girl named Amy,
she painted her guitar all flamey
She started to play,
where dead peoples lay,
and the world was never the same-y.
Stacy
Once there was a girl named Stacy,
she tripped and fell on her face-y.
We helped her up,
and gave her a cup,
filled with liquid that was very paste-y.
Alex
There once was a girl named Alex,
who always wrote her name in italics.
Until one day,
she turned gay, (meaning happy)
and was friends with many fanatics.
Chloe
Once there was a girl named Chloe
She liked to kneed dough that’s doughy.
She baked a cake,
that was burned on a stake,
and all through the night it was glowing.
Britt
Once there was a girl named Britt,
on the front porch she did sit.
A dino walked by,
and Brittany said hi!
And the Dino pulled out a first aid kit.
RANDOM!
Once there was a girl named Desjardien,
who thought she was the danger man,
She sprang into action,
got killed by a fraction,
for that was the fraction’s maniacal plan.
Limericks are FUN!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
Journal, Page Six - Oh...Moments
From the Nerd-Tastic Journal...
Date: Semester 2
Place: History Class
Don’t you just love those moments where you’re just like Oh....
Well here’s a bunch from the nerds.
1. Amanda: Your sheet says “Laurie” instead of “Laurier”.
Korky: Wait, what? Oh... Who’s Laurier?
Amanda: He was a Prime Minister.
Korky: Oh, was he?
Amanda: Yeah, he’s on the five dollar bill.
Korky: We have a five dollar bill?
Amanda: *nods*
Korky: Oh...
2. Amanda: Korky’s name was on the board last day in history.
Ania: What? Did you get detention or something?
Korky: No... it was in history, remember? My last name’s the same as that french place.
Ania: Oh... yeah.
3. Amanda: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GRILLED CHEESE AND UN-MOULDY TOAST, DON’T LEAVE AGAIN!
Korky: I can see a person writing an exam with a grilled cheese sandwich beside them...
Amanda: Oh... *high-fives* Mad Skillage.
4. Amanda: The only thing I like about this movie is the logo.
Both (at the same time): I know, it’s so... Canadian. Ohhh... Mad Skillage.
5. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
*passing the water bottle from person to person across the table really fast to randomly test reflexes*
*Korky pulls sweet reflexes and launches the bottle through the hole in the back of the empty chair*
All: OH!!!! MAD SKILLS!
6. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE
Where? Complex.
What? A plastic fork and a stack of empty pop cans.
How? Smack the fork on the opposite end sending it flying straight into the pop cans and toppling them everywhere.
Oh? HELLZ YEAH!
7. *Dude in stupid history movie complains that women are worth nothing and don’t deserve to vote*
Amanda: Dude, you have issues.
Korky: His mamma never loved him...
Both: Ohh... XD
8. Quotes from the History teacher.
~ This is a song about a dog named lucky... (sweet Brittany Spears impression)
~ Thank God for construction workers.
~ I’m a fairly intelligent person, it just didn’t come off that way...
Oh God...
9. Amy: You people are embarrassing.
Us: Oh...
10. ?
That’s all for now, tune in next entry for limericks! Heck Yeah!
Date: Semester 2
Place: History Class
Don’t you just love those moments where you’re just like Oh....
Well here’s a bunch from the nerds.
1. Amanda: Your sheet says “Laurie” instead of “Laurier”.
Korky: Wait, what? Oh... Who’s Laurier?
Amanda: He was a Prime Minister.
Korky: Oh, was he?
Amanda: Yeah, he’s on the five dollar bill.
Korky: We have a five dollar bill?
Amanda: *nods*
Korky: Oh...
2. Amanda: Korky’s name was on the board last day in history.
Ania: What? Did you get detention or something?
Korky: No... it was in history, remember? My last name’s the same as that french place.
Ania: Oh... yeah.
3. Amanda: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GRILLED CHEESE AND UN-MOULDY TOAST, DON’T LEAVE AGAIN!
Korky: I can see a person writing an exam with a grilled cheese sandwich beside them...
Amanda: Oh... *high-fives* Mad Skillage.
4. Amanda: The only thing I like about this movie is the logo.
Both (at the same time): I know, it’s so... Canadian. Ohhh... Mad Skillage.
5. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
*passing the water bottle from person to person across the table really fast to randomly test reflexes*
*Korky pulls sweet reflexes and launches the bottle through the hole in the back of the empty chair*
All: OH!!!! MAD SKILLS!
6. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE
Where? Complex.
What? A plastic fork and a stack of empty pop cans.
How? Smack the fork on the opposite end sending it flying straight into the pop cans and toppling them everywhere.
Oh? HELLZ YEAH!
7. *Dude in stupid history movie complains that women are worth nothing and don’t deserve to vote*
Amanda: Dude, you have issues.
Korky: His mamma never loved him...
Both: Ohh... XD
8. Quotes from the History teacher.
~ This is a song about a dog named lucky... (sweet Brittany Spears impression)
~ Thank God for construction workers.
~ I’m a fairly intelligent person, it just didn’t come off that way...
Oh God...
9. Amy: You people are embarrassing.
Us: Oh...
10. ?
That’s all for now, tune in next entry for limericks! Heck Yeah!
Journal, Page 5 - Nerd-Tastic Lists
From the Nerd-tastic Journal...
Date: January 28 2009.
Place: The school forum.
Once again we write after boring exams. Karlene and I were stuck at school and thought we’d write something. So you know those stupid Chuck Norris lists? Well the Nerds felt they needed one. Because who’s better than Chuck Norris? THE NERDS!
1. We were uncool before uncool became cool.
2. Being normal is soooooo over rated.
3. Being normal is admitting you have serious problems
4. If we weren’t smart, we’d be delinquents.
5. If you can’t face it, how do you live it?
6. We’re not smart. We just understand life.
7. The answer to everything is 42.
8. Because the answer to everything is 42, everything is molybdenum.
9. In some alien species, ever 42nd girl must be named Moly B. Denum.
10. NOTE TO SELF: do not stare at the sun.
11. NOTE TO SELF: do not light yourself on fire.
12. Vampire monkey cross-breeds sparkle when exposed to UV radiation. Therefore, we, the nerds, conclude that Edward Cullen is part monkey.
14. Contrary to popular belief, the 13th room on the 13th floor of the 13th building on the 13th street, 13 kilometres away from where you are standing in the 13th state holding the 13th star on the American flag leads to heaven, and not hell, but only if you read this as the 13th statement.
15. Did you notice there was no 13th statement? It took a hike.
16. The Mayan people were aliens. They will return to earth on December 21, 2012.
17. Humans are not the only intelligent species on earth. There’s us. And monkeys.
18. You know those things lurking in the shadows? They’re real. (Make friends)
19. You have reached your full potential in life when you can have a coherent conversation with your shadow.
20. You should be afraid of Batman. He knows the Joker.
21. Karlene can make bats disappear.
22. Kortlynn may or may not be the goddess of fire. (fire=love)
23. Amanda’s special. She has voices in her head. They may attack you without warning.
24. Chloe’s glasses of awesomeness give her x-ray vision. Be very afraid.
25. Britt may or may not be a vampire.
26. Jenn’s locker has a 4th dimention.
27. Amy’s blackberry is capable if time travel.
28. The monkey pencil case is capable of flight.
29. People on TV seem to care more about their spleens than their other vital organs.
30. If you press the SHIFT key 5 times the computer squeaks.
31. You just tried it.
32. Alzheimer’s is the next cancer.
33. NOTE TO SELF: Don’t play with liquid nitrogen.
34. Isaac Newton discovered gravity because an apple fell on his head. In truth, we threw it at him.
35. Karlene’s student card says she’s 110 years old.
36. Elevators should have a skill testing question. It would stop all the stupid people from pushing all the buttons. (We know you do it)
37. You can’t fix Amanda’s memory. The voices take up too much room.
38. You can’t read the Nerds’ minds. We are capable of metal blocks. Prevents junk mail.
39. My periodic table has pictures.... doesn’t yours?
40. It’s healthy to throw books at walls.
Check back to this one, something new might have been added!
Date: January 28 2009.
Place: The school forum.
Once again we write after boring exams. Karlene and I were stuck at school and thought we’d write something. So you know those stupid Chuck Norris lists? Well the Nerds felt they needed one. Because who’s better than Chuck Norris? THE NERDS!
1. We were uncool before uncool became cool.
2. Being normal is soooooo over rated.
3. Being normal is admitting you have serious problems
4. If we weren’t smart, we’d be delinquents.
5. If you can’t face it, how do you live it?
6. We’re not smart. We just understand life.
7. The answer to everything is 42.
8. Because the answer to everything is 42, everything is molybdenum.
9. In some alien species, ever 42nd girl must be named Moly B. Denum.
10. NOTE TO SELF: do not stare at the sun.
11. NOTE TO SELF: do not light yourself on fire.
12. Vampire monkey cross-breeds sparkle when exposed to UV radiation. Therefore, we, the nerds, conclude that Edward Cullen is part monkey.
14. Contrary to popular belief, the 13th room on the 13th floor of the 13th building on the 13th street, 13 kilometres away from where you are standing in the 13th state holding the 13th star on the American flag leads to heaven, and not hell, but only if you read this as the 13th statement.
15. Did you notice there was no 13th statement? It took a hike.
16. The Mayan people were aliens. They will return to earth on December 21, 2012.
17. Humans are not the only intelligent species on earth. There’s us. And monkeys.
18. You know those things lurking in the shadows? They’re real. (Make friends)
19. You have reached your full potential in life when you can have a coherent conversation with your shadow.
20. You should be afraid of Batman. He knows the Joker.
21. Karlene can make bats disappear.
22. Kortlynn may or may not be the goddess of fire. (fire=love)
23. Amanda’s special. She has voices in her head. They may attack you without warning.
24. Chloe’s glasses of awesomeness give her x-ray vision. Be very afraid.
25. Britt may or may not be a vampire.
26. Jenn’s locker has a 4th dimention.
27. Amy’s blackberry is capable if time travel.
28. The monkey pencil case is capable of flight.
29. People on TV seem to care more about their spleens than their other vital organs.
30. If you press the SHIFT key 5 times the computer squeaks.
31. You just tried it.
32. Alzheimer’s is the next cancer.
33. NOTE TO SELF: Don’t play with liquid nitrogen.
34. Isaac Newton discovered gravity because an apple fell on his head. In truth, we threw it at him.
35. Karlene’s student card says she’s 110 years old.
36. Elevators should have a skill testing question. It would stop all the stupid people from pushing all the buttons. (We know you do it)
37. You can’t fix Amanda’s memory. The voices take up too much room.
38. You can’t read the Nerds’ minds. We are capable of metal blocks. Prevents junk mail.
39. My periodic table has pictures.... doesn’t yours?
40. It’s healthy to throw books at walls.
Check back to this one, something new might have been added!
Journal, Page 4 - Short Stories
From the Nerd-tastic Journal...
Date: January 26, 2009
Place: The school forum.
Have you ever played that game where one person writes a sentence, and then the next person does and so on and so forth? Well that’s what we did after exams today. Rather interesting results. Read on, now...
START!
Once upon a time in a land far away there was a magical flipper-whichy.
IT WAS SHINY!
And Edward Cullen came up and gripped it with both hands and licked it.
It screamed and caused Edward to disintegrate.
He was transported to Ouaka.
Ouaka was a magical place filled with mystery and deceit.
The flipper-whichy wanted to bring destruction to the land.
And so paired up with the half vampire, half warlock Jenygoatwhich.
And they made love beneath a shady apple tree.
A lightning storm sent them running to the safety of the great plains.
But the great plains weren’t as safe as they thought they would be. For there was no cover and there was a Minotaur waiting for them.
But they blew into the great horn of the Gods and Theseus showed up and fought the Minotaur.
The Minotaur was stronger than he looked. Out of nowhere he drew a knife and threatened to kill Theseus.
And crimson blood poured from Theseus’ chest. He cried out to the heavens for the love of his life who had saved him from the Minotaur once before.
The heavens answered his prayers. Gabriel came from heaven, making a deal with him. He could come back to life but he would be a mermaid.
He would live for 10 years as a mermaid, but then he would turn into a cow and live for 10 years as a cow.
After 10 years as a cow he would turn into a tree and be forced to dance with the tree nymphs of the forest.
The nymphs loved the cow, well most of them did. And one nymph was determined to get revenge on the cow before the cow turned into a tree.
So he prayed to the heavens for a cow and Gabriel made a deal with him. He could have a cow if he became a unicorn. The nymph agreed to the offer.
And Gabriel turned him into a mighty unicorn, majestic and strong. He ruled the forest with his beauty, though his hide was covered with crimson marks.
Which one day turned violet and sparkly and the unicorn was happy.
Until the unicorn’s best friend was eaten by a vampire! Mwahahahahaha.
The unicorn cried and went to his grave. He prayed to heaven and once again Gabriel came down. He said he couldn’t bring him back but he could give him a large sum of money to make him feel better.
So he took the money, feeling as though he had more than a fair chance at life and threw the money to the poor peasants of the forest as he climbed the technicolour stairs to the gates of heaven.
Where he met Saint Peter who let him open the gates for others.
The others liked cheese. They even made cheese and sometimes the cheese was EVIL!
The evil cheese attacked them. They fought back with pens and swords. It was a gruesome fight and some died in the battle.
And from the sky rained molten cheese which burned the inhabitants of the world below.
Then the cheese turned to ice cream.
And the ice cream into yogurt. The yogurt ate a goat and then chose to follow its dreams and take over the world. Mwahahahahaha.
And the shape shifter goat-man came and annihilated the yogurt, stopping its rage of world destruction.
Then the girl came riding on the elephant and attacked him with the magical flipper-whichy.
The magic flipper-whichy glowed RAINBOW. And beat and beat the whatever that is. The attack on the ugly thingy magically made it so the area was covered in blood. The Cullens showed up, drawn by the scent of the blood. Edward bent down and was about to lick the grass when he saw the flipper-whichy. His jaw dropped with and “o” and if he could drool, he would have. He pointed and ran, chasing after the girl and the flipper-whichy, determined to run to the ends of the earth to get the last lick of the flipper-whichy.
THE END.
Date: January 26, 2009
Place: The school forum.
Have you ever played that game where one person writes a sentence, and then the next person does and so on and so forth? Well that’s what we did after exams today. Rather interesting results. Read on, now...
START!
Once upon a time in a land far away there was a magical flipper-whichy.
IT WAS SHINY!
And Edward Cullen came up and gripped it with both hands and licked it.
It screamed and caused Edward to disintegrate.
He was transported to Ouaka.
Ouaka was a magical place filled with mystery and deceit.
The flipper-whichy wanted to bring destruction to the land.
And so paired up with the half vampire, half warlock Jenygoatwhich.
And they made love beneath a shady apple tree.
A lightning storm sent them running to the safety of the great plains.
But the great plains weren’t as safe as they thought they would be. For there was no cover and there was a Minotaur waiting for them.
But they blew into the great horn of the Gods and Theseus showed up and fought the Minotaur.
The Minotaur was stronger than he looked. Out of nowhere he drew a knife and threatened to kill Theseus.
And crimson blood poured from Theseus’ chest. He cried out to the heavens for the love of his life who had saved him from the Minotaur once before.
The heavens answered his prayers. Gabriel came from heaven, making a deal with him. He could come back to life but he would be a mermaid.
He would live for 10 years as a mermaid, but then he would turn into a cow and live for 10 years as a cow.
After 10 years as a cow he would turn into a tree and be forced to dance with the tree nymphs of the forest.
The nymphs loved the cow, well most of them did. And one nymph was determined to get revenge on the cow before the cow turned into a tree.
So he prayed to the heavens for a cow and Gabriel made a deal with him. He could have a cow if he became a unicorn. The nymph agreed to the offer.
And Gabriel turned him into a mighty unicorn, majestic and strong. He ruled the forest with his beauty, though his hide was covered with crimson marks.
Which one day turned violet and sparkly and the unicorn was happy.
Until the unicorn’s best friend was eaten by a vampire! Mwahahahahaha.
The unicorn cried and went to his grave. He prayed to heaven and once again Gabriel came down. He said he couldn’t bring him back but he could give him a large sum of money to make him feel better.
So he took the money, feeling as though he had more than a fair chance at life and threw the money to the poor peasants of the forest as he climbed the technicolour stairs to the gates of heaven.
Where he met Saint Peter who let him open the gates for others.
The others liked cheese. They even made cheese and sometimes the cheese was EVIL!
The evil cheese attacked them. They fought back with pens and swords. It was a gruesome fight and some died in the battle.
And from the sky rained molten cheese which burned the inhabitants of the world below.
Then the cheese turned to ice cream.
And the ice cream into yogurt. The yogurt ate a goat and then chose to follow its dreams and take over the world. Mwahahahahaha.
And the shape shifter goat-man came and annihilated the yogurt, stopping its rage of world destruction.
Then the girl came riding on the elephant and attacked him with the magical flipper-whichy.
The magic flipper-whichy glowed RAINBOW. And beat and beat the whatever that is. The attack on the ugly thingy magically made it so the area was covered in blood. The Cullens showed up, drawn by the scent of the blood. Edward bent down and was about to lick the grass when he saw the flipper-whichy. His jaw dropped with and “o” and if he could drool, he would have. He pointed and ran, chasing after the girl and the flipper-whichy, determined to run to the ends of the earth to get the last lick of the flipper-whichy.
THE END.
Journal, Page 3 - Last Class
From the Nerd-tastic Journal...
Date: January 22, 2009
Place: CANADA
Not much happened today. That’s fact. So your not going to get an extensive rant from me. But I’d have to write you guys something. I couldn’t just leave you like this. So instead of me ranting, you get all of us ranting!
Chloe: Why am I the most pale out of everyone?
Korky: Geez, you are pale.
Amanda: Because she’s a vampire! RAWR!
Chloe: MONKEY ATTACK!
Kortlynn is currently being amused by my clipboard. We’re writing in Religion class. Sadly, our last religion class together.
Amanda: notice how the Religion teacher is flipping out on everyone else but doesn’t give a care what we’re doing?
Korky: but we’re nerds...
Amanda: right.
Korky: I EAT ZEE MONKEY!
Amanda: NOOOOOO DON’T EAT ZEE MONKEY! ZEE MONKEY HAS RABIES!!
Korky: DON’T TOUCH THE MONKEY! *touches the monkey*
*Chloe glares*
Korky: YOU SAW NOTHING! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAAA
Amanda: we have serious issues.
Korky: that’s nice, a monkey up the nose.
Korky: Why don’t you ever write on the back side of the paper, Amanda?
Chloe: I DO!
Amanda: It feels... filthy.
Korky: OH GOD! I LIKE PIE!
Korky: She can’t write down everything we say... that would take forever.
Chloe: *attacks Korky with Monkey pencil case* (I probs should have mentioned the monkey was a pencil case before...O.o)
Korky: Mesh touche pas! DON’T TOUCH!
Chloe: Monkey?
Britt: *passes Amanda a piece of paper*
Amanda: *reads paragraph*
Amanda: Wow. This epically needs drastic grammatical help. Like seriously. Oh yeah, this Nerd-tastic adventure was supposed to be about epicness...
*Korky and Chloe touch rings*
Both: Nerd-tastic powers! Oh. Wow. Didn’t think about that...
Amanda: Korky has a bullet-proof binder! Care to elaborate Korky?
Korky: My binder will rule all! Mwahahahahahahaha.
*Chloe repeatedly pokes Korky’s head*
Chloe: Your head sounds hollow.
Korky: I will destroy you!
Chloe: Your head sounds hollow in different places.
Korky: ...
Korky: *glares* *itches nose* *eye twitch* I can’t do that.
Amanda: *with interviewer epic voice* So Korky, are your religion notes epic?
Korky: why yes. Yes they are. That is just utterly disturbing.
*laughing*
Korky: Azura! That’s the name of one of the characters in my story...
Chloe: that’s my cousin’s name.
*cricket chirps*
Amanda: Should we take this opportunity to brag about our stories so Mibba peoples will read them?
Korky: Yes! Advertising in stories is the best way of... you know... that thing....
Amanda: Subliminal Messaging?
Korky: yes that.
Amanda: so, who’s going first?
Korky: since your story is most epic, you should go first.
Chloe: Go the M-man!
Korky: *to Chloe* you’re... you’re just off, you know that? Just off...
Amanda: DREAM CATCHER = EPICNESS + EVIL AWESOME VILLAIN OF AWESOMENESS + ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! Korky, your turn.
*Korky turns page over*
Chloe: You’re using the filthy side...
Korky: that’s so retarded.
Amanda: *giggles* It’s retardedly funny, that’s the point. XD
Chloe: Are you playing evil tricks on us?
Amanda: love FISH like Jesus loved FISH!
Korky: oh wow.
Britt: Chloe is not the most pale, I am.
Amanda: We meant in this here vicinity.
Korky: ooo big word.
*Chloe pokes Korky*
Korky: If you don’t stop doing this, you’ll feel my wrath!
Chloe *giggles*
Karlene: I was wondering who the monkey was... then it hit me.
Amanda: *throws monkey at Karlene* There. Now it’s literal.
Kortlynn: *stares at Chloe* You look like Elvis Prestly.
Amanda: WHAT?
Amanda: The computer has issues with your name Kortlynn. The Word spell check wants to change your name to has something to do with a murderer.
Korky: ...
*Amanda turns to see Korky doing weird animal style sign language*
Amanda: Wow. I can’t even explain that right.... you just sooooooo would have had to see it.
Korky: I was going for vamp. You’re just jealous because I have mad skill! I can so communicate with monkies.
Chloe: OMG that was perfect.
Korky: *mutters something*
Amanda: Did you say little wall-mart robot Martian?
Korky: wombat.
Amanda: what the heck?
Korky: It has mad ninja skills.
Amanda: O.o
Korky: I can just see it staring at you with its beady black little eyes.... *Continues animal sign language*
Chloe: does the monkey know?
Korky: One day we’re going to be in an epically serious situation and you’re going to need my animal sign language and I’ll be there....
Amanda: HITLER! Caused World War 2.
Korky: *choke laughs* * salutes*
Amanda: AMEN! Wait... is it unethical to say that?
Chloe: um... yes.
Amanda: 5 MINUTES LEFT!
*Amanda Epically plays Ode to Joy on Korky’s fingers*
*Korky elegantly laughs*
Korky: We’re gonna wrap this up...
Chloe: *mutters something*
Korky: Only you could come to that conclusion.
Chloe: *whacks Korky lightly upside the head* You should have had a V8.
THE END!
TYPICALLY THINGS INSIDE OF YOUR SKIN ARE WET.
Yes, Sonya....
Sorry. Had to share that.
Check back soon! This may be the last time the nerds all eat lunch together (or share the same class), but it’s sure not to be the last of our adventures!
Date: January 22, 2009
Place: CANADA
Not much happened today. That’s fact. So your not going to get an extensive rant from me. But I’d have to write you guys something. I couldn’t just leave you like this. So instead of me ranting, you get all of us ranting!
Chloe: Why am I the most pale out of everyone?
Korky: Geez, you are pale.
Amanda: Because she’s a vampire! RAWR!
Chloe: MONKEY ATTACK!
Kortlynn is currently being amused by my clipboard. We’re writing in Religion class. Sadly, our last religion class together.
Amanda: notice how the Religion teacher is flipping out on everyone else but doesn’t give a care what we’re doing?
Korky: but we’re nerds...
Amanda: right.
Korky: I EAT ZEE MONKEY!
Amanda: NOOOOOO DON’T EAT ZEE MONKEY! ZEE MONKEY HAS RABIES!!
Korky: DON’T TOUCH THE MONKEY! *touches the monkey*
*Chloe glares*
Korky: YOU SAW NOTHING! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAAA
Amanda: we have serious issues.
Korky: that’s nice, a monkey up the nose.
Korky: Why don’t you ever write on the back side of the paper, Amanda?
Chloe: I DO!
Amanda: It feels... filthy.
Korky: OH GOD! I LIKE PIE!
Korky: She can’t write down everything we say... that would take forever.
Chloe: *attacks Korky with Monkey pencil case* (I probs should have mentioned the monkey was a pencil case before...O.o)
Korky: Mesh touche pas! DON’T TOUCH!
Chloe: Monkey?
Britt: *passes Amanda a piece of paper*
Amanda: *reads paragraph*
Amanda: Wow. This epically needs drastic grammatical help. Like seriously. Oh yeah, this Nerd-tastic adventure was supposed to be about epicness...
*Korky and Chloe touch rings*
Both: Nerd-tastic powers! Oh. Wow. Didn’t think about that...
Amanda: Korky has a bullet-proof binder! Care to elaborate Korky?
Korky: My binder will rule all! Mwahahahahahahaha.
*Chloe repeatedly pokes Korky’s head*
Chloe: Your head sounds hollow.
Korky: I will destroy you!
Chloe: Your head sounds hollow in different places.
Korky: ...
Korky: *glares* *itches nose* *eye twitch* I can’t do that.
Amanda: *with interviewer epic voice* So Korky, are your religion notes epic?
Korky: why yes. Yes they are. That is just utterly disturbing.
*laughing*
Korky: Azura! That’s the name of one of the characters in my story...
Chloe: that’s my cousin’s name.
*cricket chirps*
Amanda: Should we take this opportunity to brag about our stories so Mibba peoples will read them?
Korky: Yes! Advertising in stories is the best way of... you know... that thing....
Amanda: Subliminal Messaging?
Korky: yes that.
Amanda: so, who’s going first?
Korky: since your story is most epic, you should go first.
Chloe: Go the M-man!
Korky: *to Chloe* you’re... you’re just off, you know that? Just off...
Amanda: DREAM CATCHER = EPICNESS + EVIL AWESOME VILLAIN OF AWESOMENESS + ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! Korky, your turn.
*Korky turns page over*
Chloe: You’re using the filthy side...
Korky: that’s so retarded.
Amanda: *giggles* It’s retardedly funny, that’s the point. XD
Chloe: Are you playing evil tricks on us?
Amanda: love FISH like Jesus loved FISH!
Korky: oh wow.
Britt: Chloe is not the most pale, I am.
Amanda: We meant in this here vicinity.
Korky: ooo big word.
*Chloe pokes Korky*
Korky: If you don’t stop doing this, you’ll feel my wrath!
Chloe *giggles*
Karlene: I was wondering who the monkey was... then it hit me.
Amanda: *throws monkey at Karlene* There. Now it’s literal.
Kortlynn: *stares at Chloe* You look like Elvis Prestly.
Amanda: WHAT?
Amanda: The computer has issues with your name Kortlynn. The Word spell check wants to change your name to has something to do with a murderer.
Korky: ...
*Amanda turns to see Korky doing weird animal style sign language*
Amanda: Wow. I can’t even explain that right.... you just sooooooo would have had to see it.
Korky: I was going for vamp. You’re just jealous because I have mad skill! I can so communicate with monkies.
Chloe: OMG that was perfect.
Korky: *mutters something*
Amanda: Did you say little wall-mart robot Martian?
Korky: wombat.
Amanda: what the heck?
Korky: It has mad ninja skills.
Amanda: O.o
Korky: I can just see it staring at you with its beady black little eyes.... *Continues animal sign language*
Chloe: does the monkey know?
Korky: One day we’re going to be in an epically serious situation and you’re going to need my animal sign language and I’ll be there....
Amanda: HITLER! Caused World War 2.
Korky: *choke laughs* * salutes*
Amanda: AMEN! Wait... is it unethical to say that?
Chloe: um... yes.
Amanda: 5 MINUTES LEFT!
*Amanda Epically plays Ode to Joy on Korky’s fingers*
*Korky elegantly laughs*
Korky: We’re gonna wrap this up...
Chloe: *mutters something*
Korky: Only you could come to that conclusion.
Chloe: *whacks Korky lightly upside the head* You should have had a V8.
THE END!
TYPICALLY THINGS INSIDE OF YOUR SKIN ARE WET.
Yes, Sonya....
Sorry. Had to share that.
Check back soon! This may be the last time the nerds all eat lunch together (or share the same class), but it’s sure not to be the last of our adventures!
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