Journal, Page Six - Oh...Moments

From the Nerd-Tastic Journal...

Date: Semester 2
Place: History Class

Don’t you just love those moments where you’re just like Oh....

Well here’s a bunch from the nerds.

1. Amanda: Your sheet says “Laurie” instead of “Laurier”.
Korky: Wait, what? Oh... Who’s Laurier?
Amanda: He was a Prime Minister.
Korky: Oh, was he?
Amanda: Yeah, he’s on the five dollar bill.
Korky: We have a five dollar bill?
Amanda: *nods*
Korky: Oh...

2. Amanda: Korky’s name was on the board last day in history.
Ania: What? Did you get detention or something?
Korky: No... it was in history, remember? My last name’s the same as that french place.
Ania: Oh... yeah.

3. Amanda: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GRILLED CHEESE AND UN-MOULDY TOAST, DON’T LEAVE AGAIN!
Korky: I can see a person writing an exam with a grilled cheese sandwich beside them...
Amanda: Oh... *high-fives* Mad Skillage.

4. Amanda: The only thing I like about this movie is the logo.
Both (at the same time): I know, it’s so... Canadian. Ohhh... Mad Skillage.

5. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

*passing the water bottle from person to person across the table really fast to randomly test reflexes*

*Korky pulls sweet reflexes and launches the bottle through the hole in the back of the empty chair*

All: OH!!!! MAD SKILLS!

6. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE

Where? Complex.
What? A plastic fork and a stack of empty pop cans.
How? Smack the fork on the opposite end sending it flying straight into the pop cans and toppling them everywhere.

Oh? HELLZ YEAH!

7. *Dude in stupid history movie complains that women are worth nothing and don’t deserve to vote*

Amanda: Dude, you have issues.
Korky: His mamma never loved him...
Both: Ohh... XD

8. Quotes from the History teacher.

~ This is a song about a dog named lucky... (sweet Brittany Spears impression)
~ Thank God for construction workers.
~ I’m a fairly intelligent person, it just didn’t come off that way...

Oh God...

9. Amy: You people are embarrassing.
Us: Oh...

10. ?

That’s all for now, tune in next entry for limericks! Heck Yeah!