From the Nerd-Tastic Journal...
Date: Semester 2
Place: History Class
Don’t you just love those moments where you’re just like Oh....
Well here’s a bunch from the nerds.
1. Amanda: Your sheet says “Laurie” instead of “Laurier”.
Korky: Wait, what? Oh... Who’s Laurier?
Amanda: He was a Prime Minister.
Korky: Oh, was he?
Amanda: Yeah, he’s on the five dollar bill.
Korky: We have a five dollar bill?
Amanda: *nods*
Korky: Oh...
2. Amanda: Korky’s name was on the board last day in history.
Ania: What? Did you get detention or something?
Korky: No... it was in history, remember? My last name’s the same as that french place.
Ania: Oh... yeah.
3. Amanda: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GRILLED CHEESE AND UN-MOULDY TOAST, DON’T LEAVE AGAIN!
Korky: I can see a person writing an exam with a grilled cheese sandwich beside them...
Amanda: Oh... *high-fives* Mad Skillage.
4. Amanda: The only thing I like about this movie is the logo.
Both (at the same time): I know, it’s so... Canadian. Ohhh... Mad Skillage.
5. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
*passing the water bottle from person to person across the table really fast to randomly test reflexes*
*Korky pulls sweet reflexes and launches the bottle through the hole in the back of the empty chair*
All: OH!!!! MAD SKILLS!
6. NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE
Where? Complex.
What? A plastic fork and a stack of empty pop cans.
How? Smack the fork on the opposite end sending it flying straight into the pop cans and toppling them everywhere.
Oh? HELLZ YEAH!
7. *Dude in stupid history movie complains that women are worth nothing and don’t deserve to vote*
Amanda: Dude, you have issues.
Korky: His mamma never loved him...
Both: Ohh... XD
8. Quotes from the History teacher.
~ This is a song about a dog named lucky... (sweet Brittany Spears impression)
~ Thank God for construction workers.
~ I’m a fairly intelligent person, it just didn’t come off that way...
Oh God...
9. Amy: You people are embarrassing.
Us: Oh...
10. ?
That’s all for now, tune in next entry for limericks! Heck Yeah!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
Journal, Page 5 - Nerd-Tastic Lists
From the Nerd-tastic Journal...
Date: January 28 2009.
Place: The school forum.
Once again we write after boring exams. Karlene and I were stuck at school and thought we’d write something. So you know those stupid Chuck Norris lists? Well the Nerds felt they needed one. Because who’s better than Chuck Norris? THE NERDS!
1. We were uncool before uncool became cool.
2. Being normal is soooooo over rated.
3. Being normal is admitting you have serious problems
4. If we weren’t smart, we’d be delinquents.
5. If you can’t face it, how do you live it?
6. We’re not smart. We just understand life.
7. The answer to everything is 42.
8. Because the answer to everything is 42, everything is molybdenum.
9. In some alien species, ever 42nd girl must be named Moly B. Denum.
10. NOTE TO SELF: do not stare at the sun.
11. NOTE TO SELF: do not light yourself on fire.
12. Vampire monkey cross-breeds sparkle when exposed to UV radiation. Therefore, we, the nerds, conclude that Edward Cullen is part monkey.
14. Contrary to popular belief, the 13th room on the 13th floor of the 13th building on the 13th street, 13 kilometres away from where you are standing in the 13th state holding the 13th star on the American flag leads to heaven, and not hell, but only if you read this as the 13th statement.
15. Did you notice there was no 13th statement? It took a hike.
16. The Mayan people were aliens. They will return to earth on December 21, 2012.
17. Humans are not the only intelligent species on earth. There’s us. And monkeys.
18. You know those things lurking in the shadows? They’re real. (Make friends)
19. You have reached your full potential in life when you can have a coherent conversation with your shadow.
20. You should be afraid of Batman. He knows the Joker.
21. Karlene can make bats disappear.
22. Kortlynn may or may not be the goddess of fire. (fire=love)
23. Amanda’s special. She has voices in her head. They may attack you without warning.
24. Chloe’s glasses of awesomeness give her x-ray vision. Be very afraid.
25. Britt may or may not be a vampire.
26. Jenn’s locker has a 4th dimention.
27. Amy’s blackberry is capable if time travel.
28. The monkey pencil case is capable of flight.
29. People on TV seem to care more about their spleens than their other vital organs.
30. If you press the SHIFT key 5 times the computer squeaks.
31. You just tried it.
32. Alzheimer’s is the next cancer.
33. NOTE TO SELF: Don’t play with liquid nitrogen.
34. Isaac Newton discovered gravity because an apple fell on his head. In truth, we threw it at him.
35. Karlene’s student card says she’s 110 years old.
36. Elevators should have a skill testing question. It would stop all the stupid people from pushing all the buttons. (We know you do it)
37. You can’t fix Amanda’s memory. The voices take up too much room.
38. You can’t read the Nerds’ minds. We are capable of metal blocks. Prevents junk mail.
39. My periodic table has pictures.... doesn’t yours?
40. It’s healthy to throw books at walls.
Check back to this one, something new might have been added!
Date: January 28 2009.
Place: The school forum.
Once again we write after boring exams. Karlene and I were stuck at school and thought we’d write something. So you know those stupid Chuck Norris lists? Well the Nerds felt they needed one. Because who’s better than Chuck Norris? THE NERDS!
1. We were uncool before uncool became cool.
2. Being normal is soooooo over rated.
3. Being normal is admitting you have serious problems
4. If we weren’t smart, we’d be delinquents.
5. If you can’t face it, how do you live it?
6. We’re not smart. We just understand life.
7. The answer to everything is 42.
8. Because the answer to everything is 42, everything is molybdenum.
9. In some alien species, ever 42nd girl must be named Moly B. Denum.
10. NOTE TO SELF: do not stare at the sun.
11. NOTE TO SELF: do not light yourself on fire.
12. Vampire monkey cross-breeds sparkle when exposed to UV radiation. Therefore, we, the nerds, conclude that Edward Cullen is part monkey.
14. Contrary to popular belief, the 13th room on the 13th floor of the 13th building on the 13th street, 13 kilometres away from where you are standing in the 13th state holding the 13th star on the American flag leads to heaven, and not hell, but only if you read this as the 13th statement.
15. Did you notice there was no 13th statement? It took a hike.
16. The Mayan people were aliens. They will return to earth on December 21, 2012.
17. Humans are not the only intelligent species on earth. There’s us. And monkeys.
18. You know those things lurking in the shadows? They’re real. (Make friends)
19. You have reached your full potential in life when you can have a coherent conversation with your shadow.
20. You should be afraid of Batman. He knows the Joker.
21. Karlene can make bats disappear.
22. Kortlynn may or may not be the goddess of fire. (fire=love)
23. Amanda’s special. She has voices in her head. They may attack you without warning.
24. Chloe’s glasses of awesomeness give her x-ray vision. Be very afraid.
25. Britt may or may not be a vampire.
26. Jenn’s locker has a 4th dimention.
27. Amy’s blackberry is capable if time travel.
28. The monkey pencil case is capable of flight.
29. People on TV seem to care more about their spleens than their other vital organs.
30. If you press the SHIFT key 5 times the computer squeaks.
31. You just tried it.
32. Alzheimer’s is the next cancer.
33. NOTE TO SELF: Don’t play with liquid nitrogen.
34. Isaac Newton discovered gravity because an apple fell on his head. In truth, we threw it at him.
35. Karlene’s student card says she’s 110 years old.
36. Elevators should have a skill testing question. It would stop all the stupid people from pushing all the buttons. (We know you do it)
37. You can’t fix Amanda’s memory. The voices take up too much room.
38. You can’t read the Nerds’ minds. We are capable of metal blocks. Prevents junk mail.
39. My periodic table has pictures.... doesn’t yours?
40. It’s healthy to throw books at walls.
Check back to this one, something new might have been added!
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