Journal, Page 7 - Limericks

Ok, so I have this sweet goal of becoming a travelling poet and writing 365 poems. So here are the random limericks we wrote about each other to get me started...

Kim
Once there was a girl named Kim,
One day, her light bulb went dim.
She went to the store,
and bought a new door,
and married a clerk named Jim.

Ania
Once there was a girl named Ania.
She sang and had many fannas.
She fell off the stage,
and into a cage,
and now she eats only bananas.

Korky
Once there was a girl named Korky,
she ate her food with a forky.
Her mother made ham,
covered in jam,
and Korky ate her porky.

Jenn
Once there was a girl named Jenn,
She liked to chew on her pen,
she swallowed the lid,
while on e-bay she bid,
in the room of her house called the den.

Devon
Once there was a girl named Devon,
she died and went to heaven.
She stands at the gates,
and patiently waits,
then realizes she’s at Seven Eleven.

Amy
Once there was a girl named Amy,
she painted her guitar all flamey
She started to play,
where dead peoples lay,
and the world was never the same-y.

Stacy
Once there was a girl named Stacy,
she tripped and fell on her face-y.
We helped her up,
and gave her a cup,
filled with liquid that was very paste-y.

Alex
There once was a girl named Alex,
who always wrote her name in italics.
Until one day,
she turned gay, (meaning happy)
and was friends with many fanatics.

Chloe
Once there was a girl named Chloe
She liked to kneed dough that’s doughy.
She baked a cake,
that was burned on a stake,
and all through the night it was glowing.

Britt
Once there was a girl named Britt,
on the front porch she did sit.
A dino walked by,
and Brittany said hi!
And the Dino pulled out a first aid kit.

RANDOM!
Once there was a girl named Desjardien,
who thought she was the danger man,
She sprang into action,
got killed by a fraction,
for that was the fraction’s maniacal plan.

Limericks are FUN!